Via The Big Picture, we find this funny cartoon:

Then ask yourself whether I’d happily vote for someone who states, boldy, that she won’t side with economists (on an issue about the economy!!!@#$@#$) because they are “elitist.” To quote the great Inigo Montoya, “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” sigh.

Funniest thing I’ve read today, in a comment by tastypopsicle attached to this post at Ajaxian:

Here’s my Browser Political Platform:

IE 6 = Bush (Everyone, even MS fans can’t wait for it to die)

IE 7 = McCain (Still in the party but at least it’s not IE 6)

Firefox = Clinton (Everyone loved it because it wasn’t IE 6. Now it’s just bloated and runs slow.)

Webkit [Safari] = Obama (Oh, it’s slick and on all the toys the cool kids use. It’s even pulling in independents like Google. It still has a lot to prove.)

Opera = Nadar (It has all the right answers and people really should embrace it. But there’s just too many crazy zealots supporting it to get it widely adopted.)

Come on, it’s geeky but funny, too! Anything that combines my two passions is alright by me.

Guys, if you’re going to back out of marrying a woman, the polite thing to do is to make your decision known before you’re both standing at the altar.

Try to guess what song it is before he tells you halfway through.

(via Boing Boing)

Friend just said this joke to me:

“I heard the Fins couldn’t get into their locker room last week.”

“Why, what happened?”

“Someone painted a goal line in front of the door.”

I feel bad for the Miami Dolphins, but they are really bad…

Hilarious. Thanks, sis.

There’s something just clever about this song. It’s addicting even though it has a bit of that can’t-turn-away-from-a-train-wreck quality going for it. The song is How We Go Out by Leslie Hall and the LYs. You can find out more about her on her web site, her MySpace page, and her YouTube page. Truly a YouTube phenomenon, btw.

Via Schneier, we have this clever and funny observation about the House of Lords debate on the effectiveness of the airline liquids ban:

“We continuously monitor the effectiveness of, in particular, the liquid security measures…”

How, one might ask? But hold on:

“The fact that there has not been a serious incident involving liquid explosives indicates, I would have thought, that the measures that we have put in place so far have been very effective.”

Ah, that’s how. On which basis the measures against asteroid strike, alien invasion and unexplained nationwide floods of deadly boiling custard have also been remarkably effective.

Proving a negative is always a fun logical quandary to get into.

As the page makes really clear, the site is a satire making fun of the Republican candidates although in no way affiliated with Facebook.com. Some highlights:

Mitt Romney has left the group “Pro Choice”….Mitt Romney has joined the group “Pro Life”

Fred Thompson wrote on John McCain’s Wall:

Hey, if neither one of us gets the nomination, how about teaming up for a remake of “Grumpy Old Men”? You be Lemmon, I’ll be Matthau!

Pat Robertson wrote on Rudy Giuliani’s Wall:

You’re not fooling anyone, pal. The Right doesn’t need Facebook to win — it needs Faithbook! You can quote me on that.

While Heidi is now cat blogging, at least she hasn’t gone as far as FeedDemon’s Nick Bradbury, who wrote this and (I presume?) this. While hilarious, you have to admit it’s a bit weird.