Funniest thing I’ve read today, in a comment by tastypopsicle attached to this post at Ajaxian:

Here’s my Browser Political Platform:

IE 6 = Bush (Everyone, even MS fans can’t wait for it to die)

IE 7 = McCain (Still in the party but at least it’s not IE 6)

Firefox = Clinton (Everyone loved it because it wasn’t IE 6. Now it’s just bloated and runs slow.)

Webkit [Safari] = Obama (Oh, it’s slick and on all the toys the cool kids use. It’s even pulling in independents like Google. It still has a lot to prove.)

Opera = Nadar (It has all the right answers and people really should embrace it. But there’s just too many crazy zealots supporting it to get it widely adopted.)

Come on, it’s geeky but funny, too! Anything that combines my two passions is alright by me.