Okay, seriously, you’re on the road.  You need 40 yards, at least.  You’ve got less than 3 minutes.  You have 2 TOs.  AND YOU CALL A F#@$!$^$#@^@%Q@#$!$!$$#@%$% Screen pass?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 

 Now, you’ve got 2 TOs, still 40 yards for a field goal to tie.  You’re still on the road.  Dick Stockton is trying his damndest to undermine you from the commentator’s booth.  AND YOU CALL A HANDOFF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

One penalty - blowing away a first down - later, its 3rd and 15, but who cares that its only your season on the line. 

Now, you’ve STILL got 2 TOs (the clock is running so you have less than 3 minutes now).  YOU STILL HAVE F#@!%$^@!ing 40 YARDS TO GO!!!!!  And you CALL A GOD$@!%$# SCREEN PASS AGAIN!?!?!?!?!?! 

Ah, 4th and 15.  What do you do?  Right!  Punt.  THere’s a minute and a half left.  Our defense can hold, right?  WRONG!  WHO GIVES THE BALL BACK!?!?!?

 No, seriously.  Andy Reid, you are the worst end-game coach ever!