I’m sure the high gas prices aren’t related.
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February 10th, 2006 at 9:58 am
GAS PRICES AREN’T SO BAD
Have you noticed that a lot of people are moaning and complaining about the price of gasoline these days? I have to admit, I used to be one of ‘em until something changed my mind the other day.
You see, my wife and I went to the mall so she could buy a new bottle of her favorite perfume. On the way home, we stopped for gas. As I was pumping 15 gallons of regular into her white mini-van, I started thinking about the transaction my wife had just completed at the mall and, all of the sudden, it hit me! She had just paid $50 plus tax for a 3.4-ounce spray bottle of perfume. That’s almost $15 per ounce!
Of course, she let me know that it normally cost $80 per bottle, so she was getting it at a huge discount. Some discount.
If I had to pay that much for gasoline to fill up my 1,920-ounce tank each week, it would cost me $1,497,600 a year at the pump!
Makes you feel a lot better about the price of gas now, doesn’t it?
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February 10th, 2006 at 10:50 am
That’s humor?