The Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the world’s perfect food. It is unfair for you to offer such temptation to a hugely pregnant woman who is so unable to resist that she had a dream about eating one last night. Please cease and desist all advertising of this deliciously evil concoction.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Hugely Pregnant Woman
PS - Your so-called Fire Sauce does not live up to its name. Can you fix that too please?





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