Just a few random thoughts from the beach:
1.) Its very hard to keep a charcoal grill lit when in very windy, beach weather.
2.) Beaches arent’ as much fun in thundery weather.
3.) When in thundery weather, however, beer monopoly becomes much more fun.
4.) The Twisted Tea pack is much more affordable than buying 3 six-packs.
5.) Speaking of liquor, is it a problem when you spend only 5 more dollars on food for the first 4 days than you did on liquor for the week?
Hope everyone enjoyed their weekend!
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August 8th, 2005 at 3:18 pm
Okay… in the wake of the Rafael Palmiero perjury case. I have been hired to investigate whether or not Jish committed perjury in his fatmix statement of 8 August 2005.
The attorneys for Jish have been asked to turn over all documents and reciepts related to his trip, as well as produce video tapes, blood alcohol results, and the names, addresses, and phone numbers of all of the witnesses to the aforementioned activities.
Why this investigation into perjury at Fatmixx?
1) Josh think charcoal is something used in a filter to make water taste better.
2) Beaches?!!! Jish has been to one beach in his adult life… I know the date, the time and who he was with… who is he kidding… Beaches… Ha!
3) Beer Monopoly, huh?! It may hold water in some other blog but we all know that Jish doesn’t drink beer! he loathes it, actually detests the smell… in his best agent Smith voice from the Matrix “It’s the stench!”…. Beer Monopoly… Mr. Jish better produces witnesses and video evidence.
4) Josh is giving economical alcohol advice… something is not adding up here…
5) We know that there is no way on God’s green earth that Jish only outspent his alcohol budget on day 1 by $5… I know he is a big fan of the specials and the all you can eat chinese buffet but with Doritos and Coke a necessary daily requirement… I am not buying it.
So we launch this investigation with the hope of getting to the truth, and like our fellow members of government, we offer no real form of punishment or retribution or even rehabilitation… we do it because it keeps our name out of the papers for another week.
Anyone willing to testify on behalf of Jish or on behalf of the independant counsel, Please make comments here…
And, btw, JISH…. Have a great vacation!!!
PS- please pardon all the spelling errors…
August 10th, 2005 at 1:24 pm
Now I’ll have you know, I do drink beer. Guinness, but its still beer, right?
Oh, and don’t worry. My faith is restored in the world. This morning, Mr and Mrs White Trash were talking about Queen Britney and King Federline (or Preggo and K-Fed as my friends have taken to calling them) and the most recent episode they’ve seen.
I love things like this. More news in a bit…