Man, the whole Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise thing is so damn creepy:

During the W interview, the actress wouldn’t part from Jessica Rodriguez, who is described as her “Scientologist chaperone.” Rodriguez’s role in Holmes’ life remains vague, though Rodriguez says they’re “just best friends” since meeting around the time Holmes met Cruise.

“You adore him,” Rodriguez told Holmes when the actress was at a loss for words to describe her love.

That’s gotta be the most under-appreciated sign of true love: when your Scientologist chaperone reminds your true love that she adores you.