Want to know what sujal would have written if he talked like Snoop? Well fear not! I wanted to know the answer to this very question, so I went to this very site to find out:

Just a sample:

I am trying wrap up ‘n get bed, but daaamn, we has da Wall Street Journal confirming da A–tha-double-P-L-E/Intel announcement fo’ Monday according Om Malik n’ shit. I need spend some time really wrapping my heezee around this one, but that shiznit really looks like that shiznit might actually happen.” This is a gravy thing izzall around, as long as that shiznit can be executed well.” I’ll trust Jobs on that front, know what I’m sayin’? As a software developer, I’m excited.” As a fan of A–tha-double-P-L-E ‘n OS X, I’m even mo’ excited.” As a long time critic of Windows (I haven’t bought or run that shiznit on my crib machines in, gosh, nearly 5 or 6 years), I’m excited see da possibility of an OS my mom can use that can work on machines that are extraordinarily inexpensive that doesn’t suck.” I’ve always believed that A–tha-double-P-L-E machines represented a gravy value fo’ da features n’ shit. Problem is that my mom doesn’t need Gigabit ethernet built in wit Firewire 800. Heck, even I don’t on izzall but one box, know what I’m sayin’? So, bring on da Intel boxes ‘n let’s get a mobile laptop running on faster chips than da aging G4. Granted, there won’t be da cachet of da dual G5 sitting on my desk at work (nor will da Intel desktops perform as well), but daaamn, that shiznit’s ’bout freaking time, know what I’m sayin’?

I hope that Jobs doesn’t do something dumb like require a custom chipset.” This wuz da stranglehold that kept they last attempt at clones from taking off, know what I’m sayin’?

PS.” Think ’bout this: da day that an Intel-ready OS X operating system appears, what do yo’ ass think first day sales will be? Are there ’nuff geeky Windows users , in effect, double da number of OS X users in da U.S.? Worldwide? Anyone want guess (or do da research that I can’t do now)?