Here’s a snippet of a conversation between me and a chat partner:

Me: we interrupt this mocking session for this just in
Me: America’s Next Paris is officially the worst reality program this side of “who wants to marry my dad”

Other person: oh god
Other person: why?

Me: why is there a demand for America’s Next Paris?
Me: probably because the guys keep hoping she’s just going to pull some guy’s pants down and do him right there. And the women…alright, ther’es really no reason for any self respecting woman to watch this show

Other Person: exactly
Other Person: but who green lights therse things
Other Person: does Grainne have a side job I don’t about

Me: The same people who cancelled Joan of Arcadia and agreed to make “Homeboys from Outer Space” and “Shasta McNasty”

Other Person: so clearly Grainne *does* do something all day
Other Person: she’s a network exec!

Me: hehe

(Editor’s note: Grainne is this person’s cat.)