Looks like taking a kudzu pill before drinking can keep heavy drinkers from binge drinking. That’s good for some people who really need help to curb alcoholism. But they missed an important aspect of the results: I can get just as drunk on half the booze! These kudzu pills can cut my costs and health risks in half! Unless there’s some terrible side effect, I’ll get just as drunk, but have significantly fewer hangover effects. Moreover, my poutine budget will be reduced, and I can throw away my bottle of Febreeze. Everyone wins!