I, too, want a coal-powered hoverbike.

If you haven’t seen any recent Daily Shows, you should go see some clips. I recommend Bad Snobs and Broomsticks, Gimme Shelter, or Battlefield Earth as starting points. Good segments all.

The best, though, is “The Hall of Same” from Samantha Bee. If you don’t know who Frank Luntz is, this is the clip for you.