So, my female roommate (ADD Boy’s girlfriend) comes home tonight in a particularly moody way. Normally, she’s ecstatic when she gets home, because it means…well, she’s no longer at work. But tonight was different. Tonight, she was definitely in a mood.

She said she’d been frequently losing her balance. She had a stomach ache almost all day. She’d been forgetting things. And last night, she really hadn’t slept all that well. She said, people had been asking her if she was pregnant, and she was definitely concerned at that question.

Now, without editorializing for a moment, do you think there is something wrong with your relationship when, upon being asked that question, your first response is: “Well, if I am, you can bet I’m not telling Tony and am running for the border!”