The NBA is back. I, for one, am not a fan. This explains why I am going to the game tonight? OK, it’s a train wreck, and I have to see what size locomotive the Sixers brought to the yard. Besides, on opening night, Philly is tied for first place.
For those who enjoy the incidental humor in overpaid pituitary freaks, a few notes from tonight’s Miami-NJ game preview.
- Shaq’s hamstring is sore. Will he play? “It’s kind of sore, but it’s feeling OK. I’m going to stretch, eat some pudding and some ice cream, and then I’ll think about it.”
- Shaq, did you watch the Election coverage last night? “I didn’t watch anything,” O’Neal said. “TV corrupts the mind. I never watch TV.”
Mark my words: LA will miss Shaq. He’s from another planet, and that planet might be California.
Categories: Sports
3:47 pm | 3 comments
November 3rd, 2004 at 4:03 pm
Not only am I tired of thinking, I am tired of banging my head aganst the wall in hopes I will wake up from this bad dream…. Maybe I should stretch a little, eat some ice cream.
November 3rd, 2004 at 4:34 pm
There are lessons to be learned from this, and in the end I hope it’s a good lesson. The closeness of this election is misleading about the deeper issues that divide us. The conversation of politics in this country is broken more than the system, the ideologies, or the morals of different people.
November 3rd, 2004 at 4:55 pm
The lesson I learned is that Karen also needs pudding.
Who the heck eats ice cream and pudding right before a game? Does he cram down a rack of ribs and two steaks, too? Amazing.