Nellie McKay already has a song recorded about John Kerry. Interesting side note, the song was originally called Mickey Mouse until a certain company stepped in and said, uh, you can’t call it Mickey Mouse. So, it’s now called john-john. If you go through the lyrics below and replace john-john with Mickey Mouse, it kinda changes the tone a bit. This song, btw, is not on the album but was recorded for NPR’s All Songs Considered. She’s performing at the Williamsburg Jazz Festival this Friday and I really, really want to go. Not sure if I can swing tickets, but I might have to beg a few friends in NYC to help out.

I’m in a really mellow musical mood lately… just went through iTMS and picked up half the soundtrack from Garden State (which was a really good movie, btw), including Nick Drake, Frou Frou, Thievery Corporation, and some others. Burning the CD for the car tomorrow right now.

john-john

have you heard it tonight
have you cured your addiction
they’re both damaged and white
wanna cure your affliction
soybeans help women with menopause symptoms
but there it is on tv, tv
it’s
john john’s in the house
he draws a crowd
he’s got his medals gleamin
john john’s got the move
he’s got the groove
he’s got me soothed and screamin
john john’s got the brawn
he’s taken over my lawn
broke my blender
ralphie is the one
but i must live with john john till november

do you feel like a liar
do you feel like a hypocrite
you’re torn by desire
wanna go to both benefits
run for your life
it’s the heat of july
and then there it is on tv, tv
it’s
john john’s in the house
he’s gettin down
he’s tried his hand at bakin
john john’s got the glow
he stole the show
his hand is sore from shakin
john john plays the part
he’s chowin on tofutti
dent my fender
ralphie has my heart
but i must live with john john till november

i hate to watch debates
you cut him out
you cut him out
and in the florida race
you cut them out
you cut them out
but
john john’s in the house
he’s spoutin proust
he’s got good eloqution
john john’s walking tall
he’s got the drawl
won’t be no executions
john john looks above
he’s talking of bein returned to sender
ralph’s the one i love
but i must live with john john till november

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