How can you beat this:

If it smells like Funk it must be us
Cause nobody’s Funky as us, Cause we keep it Stinky (Stinky)
We keep it Stinky, (Stinky)
We keep it Stinky, (Stinky)
We keep it Stinky, (Stinky)
Stinky, Stinky, Stinky,

– Smells Like Funk - Black Eyed Peas

Brilliant. :-)