Nooooooooooooomaaaaaaaaaah! Say it isn’t so! You can’t be leaving the BoSox. I can’t take this. What will the world be without you in a Red Sox uniform? Boston will float out into the habor. Civilization will collapse. Mountains will crumble. It is the end as we know it. Repent! Repent! Repent!

I have Tigers-BoSox tickets for next week and it just won’t be the same without Nomar.