One of the swirling rumors or explanations for Ricky Williams’s abrupt decision to retire is that he knew he was facing another drug suspension for marijuana. This would’ve been his second failed test since joining the Dolphins and thus would’ve led to a $650,000 fine and other hassles. Whether this has anything to do with Williams’s decision to retire or not, the fact that the NFL fines their players for marijuana use is absurd.

Why is the NFL testing their players for marijuana? Do they audit their players to keep them from setting up shady businesses? Do they check on their players to make sure they’re not accused of, say, murder? Do they fine their players for drinking too much too often? What’s the fine for assaulting your wife? Bet you don’t know but trust me, they’re not anywhere near $650K (or even a game check for star players).

The bottom line is that the marijuana policy is more PR than anything else. It’s not a competitive issue, nor is it something of special concern for the NFL to monitor. It shouldn’t be tested for, because it’s not their job to keep the players out of trouble. It’s the player’s responsibility to stay out of trouble and the government’s job to police them. We don’t expect the NFL to prevent players from dealing with other potential legal troubles but somehow non-competitive drug use gets the NFL’s harshest treatment.

They should go back to the normal “criminal conviction” fine for marijuana use and not hold it up to the standards of competitive substance abuse.