I just found the funniest song on the Grand Theft Auto soundtrack. There is a song, Juicy Fruit by Mtume, which is absolutely funny. The lyrics are:
you now very well what you are
your my sugar thang my chocolate star
I’ve had a few but not that many
but you’re the only one that gives me good and plentyJuicy Fruit—juicy
Candy rain coming down
taste in my mind
and spread you all around
here I am oh this loves for you
hey baby swee as morning dew
close my eyes oh what fantasy
and yur right here with meJuicy
Cherry blossom kiss
is what you givin’
makes my body rock
keeps me sizzlin’
do what you will
I don’t care
I’ll be your lollipop
you can lick me everywhereJuicy Fruit—your so (juicy) Juicy
juicy fruit—juicyHere I am this loves for you
hey baby your sweet as honey dew
close my eyes oh what fantasy
and your right here with meJuicy—Juicy Fruit (repeat until end)
May 21st, 2004 at 1:49 pm
I know this song, it came out when I was a kid, I even put it on my mp3, however I don’t believe the song was made by mtune, I forgot the name of the groug but I’m searching to find it, if I do I’ll hit u guys up again.
May 22nd, 2004 at 3:48 pm
Yea, this song sucks, too liberal for even myself. I am a Vietnam vet and “I actually voted for the $87 Billion before I voted against it”.
(Editor’s note: it has been suggested that calling this person a “republican dumb shit” for posting a comment as “John Kerry” might be a little harsh… I would like to reiterate my belief that not all Republicans are dumb shits nor are all dumb shits republican. However, if you’re going to express your opinion on this site about politics, please do so with some originality, not a fourth grade prank, especially if you’re a dumb shit from the Orlando, Florida region. Thank you.)
May 22nd, 2004 at 5:41 pm
Get a life, you bored floridian….
September 6th, 2004 at 6:50 am
edman… what happen didn’t you find out who sang that song juicey-fruit? juicy fruit was by, Mtune. Early ‘ 80’s jam it wasn’t that bad of a song now, homegrl got down when she sang this song…
October 10th, 2004 at 11:25 am
Do any of you idiot left wings whiney-ass crybaby fucks EVER have anything intelligent to whimper about? Just wondering.
November 5th, 2004 at 6:45 am
all of you cunts can fuck yourselves this song is the best!
sasha and mark
August 28th, 2005 at 5:16 pm
Great track, by MTUME (yes, thats how it’s spelt). Drum machine funk with nice bass, keys, and guitar, and a brilliant lyric sung with passion. Oh, and the lyrics are about oral sex. Seems like some of the posters above need some of that, quick!