In the spirit of The World According to Garp, this woman was, um, driving a hummer, when the Mercedes she was in crashed into a tree. (if you don’t understand, read the sentence after reading the article)

In a bizarre twist, she is alleging that she was committing a lewd and lascivious (now you get it?) misdemeanor with a little reckless (puns off the heezy!) endangerment on top, just to avoid the second-degree manslaughter charge.

The best part, though, is the prosecutor’s response to her defense. The victim (can the fellattee really be considered a victim?) was found with his pants down, lending credence to the defendant’s story. The prosecutor alleges that

“His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing,” Platt said. “His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn’t feeling well.”

Because I always put my pants around my ankles when I’m not feeling well…