I just started getting a huge number of bounced emails. It looks like I am promoting hispanicgirls69.com. If someone is going to fake my address can’t it be for good porn and not low quality trash? Maybe something with a little artistic value. Or at least good lighting. Come on people! Use more than just the camera flash. If I’m promoting the stuff, I demand that the chicks look good. No skanks! I do have my standards.

Fake viagra….I’m willing to promote that. A third of the time it will probably work anyway. I do draw the line at penis enlargement: I’ve got waaaaaaay better ways to do it than with that crap herbal stuff. Can we say severed suspensory ligament? I can make it longer than your arm, but it will forever point to the floor. That should be the new subject line: “Mka3 it r3ach th3 f100r adn stay th3r3″