Here are some funny things to while away your time at (in decreasing order. Or something. Bottom ones are funniest):

1)MC in Chicago

2) How Many Craigslisters Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

3) What the hella is Hella?

4) Turd

5) Good boss! nice boss!

6) wfm(ouse)

7) Num Lock Key

8) There is no Craig