You know who to go after :)

Update from sujal: A resort in South Florida is offering the misdirected Cubs fan a free 3 month stay, including airfare and other perks, in order to help him hide from any unpleasantness in Chicago. Just in case “he needs to get away.”

Update from Karen:
Finally, an explaination:

A bar owner cursed the Cubs when he and his goat were turned away from a 1945 World Series game. The Cubs haven’t made the World Series since