Aye, matey! Today is officially “Talk Like a Pirate Day,” so whether ye are a lubber or buccaneer, stroll up to a bucko and splice the mainbrace, perhaps. Or at least give a hearty yo-ho-ho!!!

Speaking of pirates, finally I got a new joke on my answering machine:
Q. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A buck an ear!!!!

update:

Even User Friendly knows about this!!!!