So, this morning I saw that the check coolant level light came on. I immediately called VW to see what that was (after looking in the manual to confirm my suspicions). They said, “This is a very serious problem if the light is flashing like that. You need to bring that in and prepare to leave it for at least a week.”

I said, “ARE YOU F-ING KIDDING ME?!?!”

“No.”

Then, I immediately called my local Gulf station. The very kind man immediately gave me a top off of my coolant, and I drove away having given the guy 5 bucks for not having been a “wank.”

ANOTHER REASON WHY I HATE VW!!!