5.) Dirrty — Christina Aguilera (SO ANNOYING! You’re a white girl with no ass! don’t go talking about your “booty”, dumbass!!)
4.) Intuition — Jewel (Ah yes, a yodelling hick goes after the much more prevelant hip-hop crowd. Well done, you fool)
3.) Are you happy now? — Michelle Branch (there’s nothing like a 19 year old telling us about romantic angst. Go back to watching Gilmore girls and 7th Heaven!)
2.) Miss Independant — Kelly Clarkson (aka the American Idol winner. Need I really say more?)
1.) Fighter — Christina Aguilera (Yeah, I really feel bad for you. You got a recording contractbecause you were blessed with a talent. YOU LIVE A CHARMED LIFE! GET OVER IT!)

<rant off for today>
Thank you for your time. </rant>