Apparently California “public interest” lawyer Stephen Joseph has just learned that trans-fats are bad for you, and that they’re present in Oreo cookies. So he’s suing Nabisco, seeking a ban on Oreo cookies. Joseph alleges that this case differs from the suits against Big Tobacco and McDonalds, since people know tobacco and fast food are bad for you, whereas “very few people know” trans-fats are bad for you. Apparently, Joseph has had his head in the sand for the past 20 years, and has never figured out that Oreos aren’t exactly the most healthy of snack foods available and THAT’S WHY WE LIKE THEM. Sheesh.