While reading a thread on MacSlash about the Dell Dude getting arrested for marijuana possession, I ran across the following gem:

Re:Ridiculous Law (Score:1)
by franknputer on Monday February 10, @02:59PM EDT (#19)
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Why in the world are we wasting police and court resources on this junk?

Because stoners are slow, and therefore easy to catch.

This was in response to a post decrying the state of drug laws relating to Marijuana.